((OOC: So it turns out I no longer get notifications when I have a new ask. Thanks for that tumblr!))
Well hello there sir! Might it be that you are a fan of my work? *Subconsciously embarrassed flexing*
You are quite welcome.[attempts to smile, but stops to blow his nose]
Eh!? You have the blue spots? I-I’m afraid I don’t have any Silphium, sir. I have a few of my own remedies…but they haven’t worked…
Not to be rude, but it seems the sickness has made it’s way through your warrior physique. Hmm, now that I recall, you have been declared dead for quite a long time. I-I’m very pleased to meet you, sir. You wer—are a great nation. Ah, I’m sorry, I am Lithuania.
Hmm. This truly is a formidable illness if it can strike at someone like me…
[barely even aware at his own flexing and posing at this point]
Ah, it’s good to meet you Lithuania. I like the sound of that. It’s a good name! A strong name! A name that should strike fear into the hearts of your enemi-AH-TISH-OO!
I think… I think I’m going to have a lie down. Perhaps a bottle of wine or two and some sleep will make this whole thing blow over…
Oh I wouldn’t worry. Death’s not the handicap that it used to be you know. All you need to do is-
Ah…
Ah…
AH-CHOO!
… Hmmm. That’s a little ominous…
[sniffles] I-Indeed, Mr. Roman Empire. Would you like a tissue? [hands the man an entire box] I don’t think I want to di—-ACHOO! Ah…sorry. I sneezed on you.
Why thank you. [takes out a mass handful of tissues just in case] And it’s always better to have it out than in!
Besides, I’ve already died! Plus I have the physique of a true warrior, simple illness won’t be able to fell me so easil-AH-CHOOO!
Uh… Although these blue spots are starting to worry me. Do you perhaps have any Silphium lying around Mr….?
maximusamore started following you
So you’re the mighty Roman Empire…pleased to meet you.
Ah, I see my reputation has preceded me! The pleasure is all mine :D
Ugh… [spits thermometer out of his mouth and pulls a blanket close around his shoulders, coughing] What is this Whalien Pox?
I feel as if I could die…I hope it’s not deadly…
Oh I wouldn’t worry. Death’s not the handicap that it used to be you know. All you need to do is-
Ah…
Ah…
AH-CHOO!
… Hmmm. That’s a little ominous…
Well hello there young man! I suppose it could be said that I have qualities that rank as super *flex flex*.
The Roman Empire, faster than a speeding bullet, more charming than the Gods themselves, able to defeat elephants with a single punch.
You know… I could really get into this…
((THANKOOS! :DDD))
They say “Ask, and you shall receive”.
Well, I guess it’s true! All you need to do is politely ask the big guy upstairs for some time on earth and an internet connection, and it’s yours!
Of course, there may need to be a little… Convincing to be done along the way, but ah. Deos fortioribus adesse.
But the important thing is I’m here. On this “Tumblr” thing… Now, where did my grandchildren get to? It truly has been far too long…
