Oh I wouldn’t worry. Death’s not the handicap that it used to be you know. All you need to do is-
… Hmmm. That’s a little ominous…
[sniffles] I-Indeed, Mr. Roman Empire. Would you like a tissue? [hands the man an entire box] I don’t think I want to di—-ACHOO! Ah…sorry. I sneezed on you.
Why thank you. [takes out a mass handful of tissues just in case] And it’s always better to have it out than in!
Besides, I’ve already died! Plus I have the physique of a true warrior, simple illness won’t be able to fell me so easil-AH-CHOOO!
Uh… Although these blue spots are starting to worry me. Do you perhaps have any Silphium lying around Mr….?
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